Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Garden State

Why would anyone name a state "The Garden State"? Did these people stop to think about what is usually present in a garden? Yes, you can have lovely flowers, and veggies, and if you are lucky, butterflies and hummingbirds. (Lucky, or extremely skillfull like Tracy!!) However, there are also bugs, millions of bugs. Bugs abound in gardens, and a whole garden-esque state provides flora for more bugs than you can imagine. Creepy crawly monster creatures all over this state. And FLEAS!!! I have to get my dogs flea collars!! Argh! So.... Welcome to the creepy crawly state.

Sigh. Also, it is hotter than satan's sauna here. It reminds me of the time I did Bikram Yoga at the little place on about 4th and Broadway. I went in thinking, well, I enjoy hot weather, and I enjoy Yoga, I bet the two together are an amazing exeprience. I wasn't entirely wrong. Amazing is defined as: causing great surprise or wonder. And I was greatly surprised at how hot a single room could be. Half the poses I couldn't do because the sweat prevented me from holding my body in any of the positions!! I wondered how people can stand to do this all the time. My first Bikram experience was my last. Until I moved here, of course. Since it is impossible to leave my house at anytime of day or night and have it be cool outside, Marlena and I have taken to dashing between air conditioned locations. Leave house, dash to car, leave car, dash to mall, leave mall, dash to car, etc.

On the upside, the dogs are well behaved on their walks! They are too hot to do anything but balefully gaxe back at me and eat some grass from time to time. They don't pull on thier leashes at all and they don't go after other dogs anymore. They just pant, drink a lot of water, and pee as qjuickly as possible.

The cat is still traumatized, she was locked in the bathroom all night with a cat box so she could remember how to use one. She is now glaring at me from her perch on the arm of the chair, her earlier remonstrations having secured her (temporary) freedom.

Slowly we are getting it all together. I miss you all, I miss my lovely house and my lovely city, I miss air!!

3 comments:

tek said...

Air would be that stuff that you don't have to WRING OUT in order to get it to your lungs.

AND it's what brought many people out West in the first place - the "air" of the West, being more arid, was considered "healthier". Here you've gone and moved AWAY from it!

Watch out for Tuberculosis and Fainting Spells!

Scylla said...

Life fading from me..... can't breathe.... must have mexican food and a desert climate!!

tek said...

Shouldn't the seafood and beaches make up for all you've lost? Maybe you need to watch all of Sex in the City in a marathon and then be thrilled to explore NYC.

Umm...you may have to find a sitter for Marlena. The bars you'd wanna hunt down probably won't let her in!

Hah!

Oh wait...Nevermind! ; >

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