Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Parenting magic...

My husband is brilliant, or my daughter is weird...

Lee stayed home with me today because I have been feeling very tired and dizzy lately and he wanted to check up on me. After picking Monkey up from school, he brought her home and I prepared to set her up with her half hour of television before asking her to start her homework. However, before I could hit play on the Berenstein Bears episode I had prepared, Lee came up with the most insane suggestion ever.

"Monkey, if you go clean up your room, I will teach you how to do laundry."

Yeah right!! I hear this "bribe" and wonder how delusional my husband has become. No child wants to work, only so they can do more work! You bribe with t.v., or outside play time, or a family board game!! Shaking my head in wonder, I calmly explained to Lee that I usually let her relax for half an hour after school before asking her to work. She then interrupted me with the following;

"Daddy, I usually like to watch half an hour of t.v. before I work, but I really want to learn to do laundry so I would like to go clean my room right now!"

She ran off to do so. Lee, rightfully so, looked smug. After several seconds of staring at the empty space left by Monkey's fast retreat to her room, I eventually recovered from my shock.

Oh my god!! Who actually thought Lee could cajole a room cleaning with laundry lessons? Why hasn't he written a book about this brilliant work-based bribery system? Furthermore, why didn't I think of it? I am pretty sure there is something special in his pheromones or something, if I attempted to encourage work with work, all I would get is refusal and begging for television. He must have some awesome daddy powers.

She went nuts on her room too, cleaned the whole thing and then came out into the living room to ask for the vacuum so she could clean the rug too. I wonder how long this laundry motivation will last....

Happily, they are settling into their own routine, and one that is independent of me. Lee started a very odd game with her, one he calls "And who are you?" where he pretends to have no idea who she is or where she came from. Their time together is often punctuated by her patiently explaining that she is his daughter, that she lives with him, that he had breakfast with her that morning, etc. She really seems to think it is funny, and it allows them some silly time together. They really need it as this seems to be the first time in their relationship where they are really banging heads. Monkey simply can't get enough of her daddy, but at the same time she seems to be really ready to push his buttons. I know kids have phases when they are developing their own individuality and have to differentiate themselves from you somehow, but I was unaware that this began at 5. It is very frustrating. I spend a lot of time talking, and then wondering if I am slowly disappearing from the rest of the world as she wanders off as though I have not spoken.

It is especially difficult to be patient with her as I get more and more pregnant. I am tired all the time, and can't ever seem to get enough energy to handle all I do at work and home. Even with she and Lee being as helpful as they are, it has been a long and hard 5 months. I have been fatigued enough lately that I am going to ask my doctor to check me for anemia come our next visit. I just don't remember ever feeling this run down. Anyone have any magic pregnancy safe energy supplements I can take to survive the next three and a half months?

Well, I am off to lie down, again, and daydream about having the energy to finish the Socktopus I am making for Margot so she can get it before her baby arrives.

4 comments:

Hatchet said...

Get help, woman!

What? Are you going to wait for your next pregnancy before you enjoy it? Don't wait for your next appointment. Maybe it's nothing, maybe they can't help, but do something about it right now.

To put it in perspective, if it were me saying the same thing, what would YOU tell ME to do?

Yeah, I thought so!

(BTW, this is my 3rd time trying to post a comment - really irritated with Blogger Beta!)

Anonymous said...

Ask you doctor to check your thyroid levels. Pregnancy can slow it down.

Scylla said...

I am calling them today, because waiting is a stupid idea that I only considered because it seemed to be the attitude of "what to expect."

What do you mean it won't let you post comments? It is supposed to be the "better" blogger, not the more irritating blogger.

Damn them.

Valerie said...

It may have been a coincidence but when I switched from the normal prenatal vitamins (and whats the latin/greek for "during") to some expensive ones from Whole Foods on the recommendation from a friend my morning sickness starting going away and pretty much went.

I'd do it again, too. The prescription ones from the doctor don't seem to have much in them imho. I know preggos shouldn't have too much of some things, but still.

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I would think it might help with energy too. I didn't have much, but I'm assuming that was cause I had twins.

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